Tax Details (Yeah, Math is a Drag): Every time you buy in, SOLPUMP slaps you with a 10% fee. Half of it is torched (bye-bye tokens, hello scarcity) and the other half is magically turned into SOL every 60 minutes. Ta-da!
Oh snap—new ponzi alert! 100x gains or a rug pull? Place your bets, folks.
Look, if you're here expecting a safe haven, go back to your boring investments. But if you're up for a laugh, a wild gamble, and watching your bags either pump or dump in real-time—welcome to the chaos.
Remember: if it pumps, party hard; if it dumps, at least we had a damn good time!